the 7 worst lines ever said to me by a guy
1) your eyes are so dark, your head must be full of shit.
he was a 19, i was 14, i was a virgin – and no, it didn’t work
2) you’re not the kind of girl guys want to date, but the kind they want to marry
the first who said this proceeded to realize he was gay – talk about messing with a girls head
the second guy who said this, was engaged to his next girlfriend 6 months later & married 6 after that
3) i love you like i love my sister
kiss of death…. or very very sick – he is really close to his sister…
4) you are the type of girl to take home to mom & dad – just not my mom and dad…
i happened to be holding a large knife (i was chopping veggi’s in the kitchen when this was said) and i turned w/ said knife in hand (and NO - i didn’t point it at him, it was pointing up towards the ceiling) and asked “what the hell is that supposed to mean?”
he replied “my mom is a devout italian catholic woman – she would disown me if i married a jew even though I love you.”
i still don’t know how i had the ability to slowly and silently place the knife down, turn and walk past him, pack up every item i had there and walk out without performing any form of bodily harm to him, breaking or throwing anything, or slamming the door behind me.
it may be the quietest exit i have ever made in my entire life.
5) we could make beautiful babies….
to which i replied as i looked down and saw the indent on his ring finger from his just removed wedding band: “it would be a shame though, since they would be more beautiful than the one’s you and your wife surely already have.”
6) you know how much i love you… i do with all my heart – it’s just, that… well, i’m not IN love with you…
now, there was a bit of GOOD news on this one – i knew i wasn’t IN love w/ him either, but still…..
and after almost 3 years w/ the one i thought WAS mr. right…..as he informed me he was going to be moving across the country in 2 weeks:
7) you are gonna’ find a guy who deserves you – i don’t
posted by question girl @ 5:59 PM
5 Comments:
Very funny post QC. Number 2 is a good one if said sincerely and not as a line. The guy who said number 7 was probably right. Number4...that guy was an a-hole. What?!!? You've got comment moderation enabled? You don't trust me? I'm hurt. After all we've been through and this is how you treat me. (Now I'm turning and storming furiously out of the little comment box.) Stomp, stomp, stomp, slam!
Did someone actually say #3 with the intent of dating you?
Number two may be a "good" one, but it never feels good when one hears it!
Wow... LOVE YOUR BLOG... Don't know where to begin with the comments I like each post so much...
1) What about Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights (the movie). Your dad would want you to date him no?
2) Loved all 7 lines... It was a comedy a tragedy a love story in seven lines... WOW...
3) Can't believe you did put down that knife! Good for you! That took self-control... :)
Well, thanks for visiting my blog... Your advice saved me from writing a sappy 'I looooooove you' email....
Hope you are doing well...
GuyGM
P.S. Can I bloglink you?
#4 was a real jerk to say that--a friend of mine dated a Chinese girl and his parents stopped giving him birthday gifts (no card no mention no nothing) they said he was dead to them until he broke up with that girl--he kept dating her and a few years later he married her. They did not attend the wedding--a year or so later they had a change of heart, actually apologized and now they are real pals with their daughter-in-law. It has been fine now for about 5 years. Your #4 guy was a total creep in my view.
You were way way too good for him. Harrumph!
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